what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is
This fort will protect me from the haters
tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW.
Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties
I love this too much not to post it
Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."
Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via that-yuhja)
Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside!
Anonymous asked: first kiss: you look at the girl straight into her eyes, and then lean your head in towards her and softly brush your lips across hers, the rest comes naturally, don't worry if it's sloppy and messy and uncoordinated it's fine
some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.