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richwhitelesbian:

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

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bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

(via emoij)

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

(via pizza)

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

(via guy)

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jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

(via tiffanyluuhoo)

"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."

Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via that-yuhja)

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hitlersasshole:

racisrn:

Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside!

Me: この鍬でソウルジャボーイアップ

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(via stability)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via orgasm)

Anonymous asked: first kiss: you look at the girl straight into her eyes, and then lean your head in towards her and softly brush your lips across hers, the rest comes naturally, don't worry if it's sloppy and messy and uncoordinated it's fine

poetic:

^^

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

(Source: hmspoofta, via tiffanyluuhoo)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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